are we hughman or are we dancy

pylade:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ manipulation

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ mindgames

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ murder



  • someone: *says something*
  • me: breaks into a song with a word they just said



  • Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
  • Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell





ima-guineapig: said everyone on tumblr ever 

ima-guineapig:

said everyone on tumblr ever 


zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.



friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!


dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year