Never get on Tumblr when you’re sitting in the front of the classroom
because somewhere on your dash there will always be a penis
That would have been usefully to know like five weeks ago.
Or at your mother’s house. Which I am. Right now. There may or may not have been boys kissing on my dash. At least there...
Me. Right now. In my women and sex class. Luckily we just watched a video about/showing masturbation, so I don’t think...