graphospasmic:

atomicblonde:

kanyelujah:fuckthepeopleathome:police-that-moustache:motdog:

Apparently, this is a brothel “menu” from 1912.

#ordering from this menu must have been a blast #yes hello I would like one ten-minute fuck with a side order of feathers tickling my nuts #with juice please

Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all

One female suckoff, stones in mouth

so that was how they said BALLS DEEP 100 years ago.

just what the hell were they doing with dicks back then and why weren’t these arts passed down through the generations?

“If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.”

“must stay out of poop hole”