Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
meatmodel: my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON:... →
loganlermania:mione-weasley:yellowcars: the non-fandom part of tumblr is terrifying to me tbh #hipster pictures of girls in shorts and no head #people that are like ‘wanna follow back? xoxoxoxoxoox’ #people that don’t express their feelings on their tags #what…
Training Video: Firearms are NOT permitted in or around Chuck E Cheese
Me: Well now I feel stupid for having brought my gun
When you're procrastinating your homework
totally-relatable: And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like (via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
ineverguess asked: (god damnit i wanted this to be just you but evrything always go wincest with me)
ineverguess asked: But then a 6'4" fucking giant appeared next to him and rolled his arm around the man's shoulders. "Who are you talking to babe?" he asked Dean, looking at the girl, trying to hide his annoyance in a casual tone. Dean seemed embarassed as he answered "Haleigh, mh, her name's Haleigh" in a growl, looking at his shoe. "Oh, well, I think we're done...
triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
ineverguess asked: "Heeey..." said the hunter, in a teasing voice. "M' Dean. And you are? - Oh, Haleigh right? Well Haleigh, let me tell you, you got some beautiful eyes girl..." he smiled and winked to the brunette.
g-olden-dreams-deactivated20120 asked: Hehe, do you want me to write a fic about you and another character? Tell me who you want the other character to be, and any other specific details. I LOVE your blog <33...
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
dirkstrider-the-dickrider: gener8: prince-of-xing: severelyobscure: holyshitmyporncollection: oh oh oh PRETTY PLEEEAAAAAASE -whimpers- LINGBABU WANTS THIS! no one will do it someone should do this make me laugh or sob or something i will love you forever hopefully cx