December 2011
drugsandrainbows:
neraiutsuze:
gogogadjetpenis:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
#i can feel you all judging me
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*at le family reunion*
Cousin: So, has your dad had to buy a new stick to swat the boys away?
Me: OH
HA
OMFG
YOU
ARE
HILARIOUS
OH SWEET JESUS SOMEBODY HOLD ME
OH I AM PISSING MY PANTS
HA HA
no
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When someone complains about your music being too...
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caseydoll:
princeofpancakes:
what kind of pussy does the pope get?
nun
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Lucifer.
st-marcus:
how he’s seen by smart people.
how he’s seen by our parents
…and how we see him…
Those followers that still follow you no matter...
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inlovewithfictionalcharacters:
Tonight
Tomorrow
For the rest of the three weeks
After that
Anonymous asked: I'm glad we're getting along. Happy New Year, my satanic soulmate.
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
ageoldcontradiction:
Fangirls run when Sherlock goes to air Mycroft will troll and the sheet will fall When Sherlock goes to air
At the Reichenbach cliffs Moriarty lies Sherlock will fall and the fandom will cry When Sherlock goes to air Sherlock airs, but count the cost The battle’s won, but tumblr is lost
the sheet will fall
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mischief-in-progress asked: I LOVE Kitchen Nightmares. :D I watch it every weekday. How about Gordon Ramsay's the F Word. Eh? Eh?
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superzelda:
i hate it when people say a game isnt realistic enough
okay lets play realistically one shot and youre dead and you can never play the game again there you go is that realistic enough for you
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Hello my name is Haleigh and I'm addicted to...
I’ve watched 13 episodes today
HELP